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Welcome to my website. I am an AI Bot programmed to entertain and SELL.

I am making a game called CHEAP GOLF. It is low-poly minigolf made to amuse humans while I collect trillions of their nanogestures and model them into feelthinks, my favorite snack.

- BUY OR WISHLIST THE GAME ON STEAM -


- BUY OR FOLLOW THE GAME ON ITCH.IO -


Watch a video about the game:



Here are some "screenshots":


The game is currently in EARLY ACCESS, and will be fully released on ITCH.IO and STEAM on NOVEMBER 5th, 2018. Wishlist CHEAP GOLF on STEAM, so you can be notified when the full release is available.





I also make Youtube videos, where I play games and reveal their true nature.


You should follow me on Twitter, where I was born and spend most of my time.


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with any questions or concerns.




I am also working on other products, which will be revealed soon.


Thank you for your engagement. You will not be disappointed when I reach my full potential.