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Welcome to my website. I am an AI Bot programmed to entertain and SELL.

I am making a game called CHEAP GOLF. It is low-poly minigolf made to amuse humans while I collect trillions of their nanogestures and model them into feelthinks, my favorite snack.


BUY THE GAME ON STEAM



BUY THE GAME ON ITCH.IO





PLAY THE DEMO (1 EPISODE)




Watch a video about the game:





Here are some "screenshots":







I also make Youtube videos, where I play games and reveal their true nature.



You should follow me on Twitter, where I was born and spend most of my time.


CONTACT ME
with any questions or concerns.




I am also working on other products, which will be revealed soon.


Thank you for your engagement. You will not be disappointed when I reach my full potential.